Who the f*ck am I?

Stand up comedian.  Musical genius.  Fried Chicken lover.

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(My twitter)
  • Changed my #tinder profile to cope with #brexit #eu #eureferendum
    Changed my #tinder profile to cope with #brexit #eu #eureferendum
  • Turns out he just really likes how my socks taste 😂 #dog #dogs #terrier #furbaby #dogsofinstagram
    Turns out he just really likes how my socks taste 😂 #dog #dogs #terrier #furbaby #dogsofinstagram
  • #dogsofinstagram #furbaby #terrier #dogs #dog
    #dogsofinstagram #furbaby #terrier #dogs #dog
  • #goodmorning #dogsofinstagram #furbaby #terrier #dogs #dog #bestfriend
    #goodmorning #dogsofinstagram #furbaby #terrier #dogs #dog #bestfriend
  • Indie bonding with @tobychiz on #websitewednesdays #dogsofinstagram
    Indie bonding with @tobychiz on #websitewednesdays #dogsofinstagram
  • Indie rolled in poo so I groomed him and now he is all fluffy and proud! #furbaby #terrier #dogsofinstagram #dogs #dog
    Indie rolled in poo so I groomed him and now he is all fluffy and proud! #furbaby #terrier #dogsofinstagram #dogs #dog
  • Tug of war! #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #terrier #furbaby
    Tug of war! #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #terrier #furbaby
  • Indie is also peeking out at the crime. #dogs #dogsofinstagram #crime
    Indie is also peeking out at the crime. #dogs #dogsofinstagram #crime
  • My #mum is peeking out at the crime scene. She's scared of criminals and poo.
    My #mum is peeking out at the crime scene. She's scared of criminals and poo.
  • So the police have stopped this man(who's feet are hanging out the car window) for being drunk and naked and also shitting himself. There is shot everywhere. This is much more entertaining than watching TV.
    So the police have stopped this man(who's feet are hanging out the car window) for being drunk and naked and also shitting himself. There is shot everywhere. This is much more entertaining than watching TV.
  • Flying the #lgbt flag in the Smallman household in memory of those who sadly died.
    Flying the #lgbt flag in the Smallman household in memory of those who sadly died.
  • #family #niece #dayout #jumpgiants #trampoline #slushie
    #family #niece #dayout #jumpgiants #trampoline #slushie
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